Father Murphy walks into a Pub in Donegal and asks the first man he see's "do you want to go to Heaven?"
Yes replied the man."Then go over there and stand against the wall" says Father Murphy.
The father then asks a second man "Do you want to go to heaven?" Certainly Father replied the man.
Then go stand against the wall says Father Murphy.
Father Murphy then walks up to O'toole and asks "Do you want to go to Heaven?" No Father I don't says O'toole.
"What?" Cries Father Murphy,You mean that when you die you do not want to go to Heaven?
Oh Yes says O'toole, "When I die I most certainly want to go to Heaven,I thought however,you were putting together a group to go right now?"