UKAPS is my home of choice,
The time spent online is somewhat a lot.
But imagine my shock, terror and fear,
When I found out Darrel was a linking bot.
I previously had visions of a man old but wise,
With a beard that was stroked to satisfy each itch.
But upon visiting his home one cold autumn day,
There was nothing there apart from a CISCO 2000 switch.
The lights did blink, and they did flash,
With data running all over the screen.
When it came time to leave, I stood and I said,
"Surely, this must be all but a dream?"
As time has gone by, I often think of Darrel,
And how his linking circuit doesn't smoulder and burn.
But whilst the lights remain up, blinking and on,
UKAPS is a better place for all of us to learn.
DISCLAIMER: Characters within this poem are fictional and not based on anyone in real life, like @dw1305