Niche gags

[richardcunliffe]

Why did the Haribo bear only use a small variety of aquatic plants?

Itwasgummi.

...you can do better.
(But please avoid anubias)

 

[simon_the_plant_nerd]

I recently discovered I have a strong preference for epiphytes. It’s Anubias.

 

[FrozenShivers]

The quality of these jokes makes me sad..😔

 

[PARAGUAY]

Why did the Haribo bear only use a small variety of aquatic plants?

Itwasgummi.

...you can do better.
(But please avoid anubias)

I see you opened the Christmas Crackers then

 

[richardcunliffe]

The quality of these jokes makes me sad..😔

Ok, here's another.

A scaper goes into a shop to buy a sand flattener...

...Probably shouldn't start in on useless products or this thread will never end.

 

[richardcunliffe]

I recently discovered I have a strong preference for epiphytes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm allergic to Nymphaea

That's ok. You've got bulb-itis

 

[richardcunliffe]

Is it just me, or is that shrimp stripey?

Yea. It rili is.

 

[simon_the_plant_nerd]

The quality of these jokes makes me sad..😔

Maybe you just don’t understand?

You see, it’s a play on words. Anubias could be pronounced “a new bias” which is expressing a new found strong preference for something.

Has that cheered you up?

 

[richardcunliffe]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iwag
Iwag who?
Iwagumi

Knock knock.
Who's there
Ryobok
Ryobok who?
.

 

[richardcunliffe]

Maybe combining two niche areas, but for the engineers out there:
How do you define the size of a ring about which a bunch of celestial pearl danios are equally spaced?
Using the CPD PCD

 

[richardcunliffe]

Little in-joke for you:
Why didn't the neon tetra ever come out of hiding?
Because he didn't Arowana.