Blanky Tweed
Seedling
Ok. So i lied.
No it isn't and no i'm not.
I am just a fat bloke with a bald head from Worcester (yeah the sauce), (about 20 miles south of Birmingham), (no, i don't live on a farm)
I am slowly chewing off lumps of my soul while i await a diagnosis for ASD. I laughed when someone suggested i had autism. When the third and forth person suggested it, i agreed to go along for an assessment.
I entered convinced i was not on the spectrum..
The next few hours blew my mind. It was like fast forwarding a video of my life and stopping at all the odd things i do/don't do/like/dislike.
Do you like to fiddle with objects or doodle?
Nope.
Are you aware that throughout the assessment you fiddled with that pen and drew patterns upon yourself (with the top on)
Errrrrr nope.
They told me they were "almost certain" that i had ASD and that i should have a formal diagnosis.....
....but the waiting list is over a year.
Oh and i keep koi and sometimes i give them plants to destroy.
I trust that following Brexit, we will be able to buy elodea crispa and water hyacinth again.
No it isn't and no i'm not.
I am just a fat bloke with a bald head from Worcester (yeah the sauce), (about 20 miles south of Birmingham), (no, i don't live on a farm)
I am slowly chewing off lumps of my soul while i await a diagnosis for ASD. I laughed when someone suggested i had autism. When the third and forth person suggested it, i agreed to go along for an assessment.
I entered convinced i was not on the spectrum..
The next few hours blew my mind. It was like fast forwarding a video of my life and stopping at all the odd things i do/don't do/like/dislike.
Do you like to fiddle with objects or doodle?
Nope.
Are you aware that throughout the assessment you fiddled with that pen and drew patterns upon yourself (with the top on)
Errrrrr nope.
They told me they were "almost certain" that i had ASD and that i should have a formal diagnosis.....
....but the waiting list is over a year.
Oh and i keep koi and sometimes i give them plants to destroy.
I trust that following Brexit, we will be able to buy elodea crispa and water hyacinth again.