🙁 Wot no aquarium...
So I started saving all the money I would normally be spending on my
habit obsession hobby and squirreled it away, adding to it with any small amounts I could.
The next thing I did was be extremely nice to my wife, a period of gentle persuasion by buying her chocolates.
Or maybe some flowers…
Doing the food shopping…
Or cooking maybe…
Surely not housework and cleaning…
I know how about emptying the dishwasher now and then…
I can even try decorating…
God the list goes on….But surely it would all be worthwhile in the end?
But all this time I dropped the odd hint here and there until eventually she came with me to a few places to look at new aquariums.
We went to Oasis in Salford, which is well worth a visit if you get the time, The Green Machine in Wrexham which you all know about by now, Andy’s Aquatics in Rock Ferry near Birkenhead, and several local TFS and Garden centres. We looked at loads of aquariums but they were either too big or too expensive, or both. Especially as we were still faced with the problem of a lack of space.
So as you do I trawled the Internet for hours, days and weeks, and then, I found what was looking for. The Eheim Incpiria 400 litre freshwater Aquarium.
Yes it was big, and it was expensive but hey ho, I might as well get shot for a sheep as for a lamb.
So off I went to the Abyss Aquatics Warehouse in Stockport and took my darling wife along for her opinion.
Big Mistake!!!!
“It was a bit on the big side…” she said, “I don’t really like the plain white doors on the front…” “What’s wrong with this one over here with the goldfish in it…”
Speechless…what could I say...
Never mind I had a cunning plan…I think…
It was time to knock down the offending wall and create some space…

Figure 1 Work begins more Elf and Safety
That didn't hurt a bit...
Maybe I was going to need someone with the right equipment to help move the rubble…
Okay it took me six hours non stop to knock it down, clear up the mess and ferry fifteen massive sacks of building rubble down to the local recycling plant…
Then there was the slight amount of brick dust to clear away…
And some dusting…
And all this before my other half got back from work…gulp…do you think she would she notice…
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Nah surely not...
I think she’ll notice…gulp!
Now on to stage 3…What do we/do about the big chunk of carpet missing where the wall had been?
Several of these later…
This was our final choice…By that I mean my wife’s, but it’s a start…
Then was the need for ‘The art of
not quite so subtle subterfuge…’
Daraaaa…..
Alright maybe not that subtle...
A perfect simulation don’t you think…
Needless to say I wasn't getting a 'Blue Peter Badge for it.....
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But...By Jove I think it did the trick....because now the tank is on its way and I can't wait until Sunday!
There will now be a short Interlude...
And key music...
